Dobkun
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Dobkun has autenm. Prepare for SNCA if you engage. |
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Dobkun is about, or has connections to The Gitty
Don't clitty leak at everything you see. |
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Dobkun is Nano.
| Real Name | Oleksi Khmelevsky |
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| Gender | Male |
| Birth | 06 Mar 2010 |
| Death | Not yet |
| Nationality | Ukrainian |
| Ideology | Inflationism |
| Best known for | Protecting trannies
Being into inflation porn Loving SNCA Having a niggerugly fursona Ban evading 1000 times |
| Contacts/Dox | +380 50 079 0584 |
| Wiki Account | User:SWINNYGOD |
| Status | Banned from everywhere |
Dobkun (also known as dobcuck, dobbykins, or just dob) is a namefag and SNCFA jewsky user who is also a furfag. Dob is best known for leaking over jvnko fvrvtq teras and getting everyone that makes xim leak banned off Swinnygram. Xe also accuses anyone xe doesn't like of being a heckin foodist pedophile for making ai teras out of xis mii character. Xe did this so much that some ai gifs got removed from SNCApedia.
It is also noted that xhe goons to Bejeweled 3's characters (GIIIGGGGGGGGGGGG NUSOICACAS REALLY GOON TO JEWELERY?????????????)
If you'd like some insight please refer to [email protected]
Oleksi Khlemesky, +380 (50) 079 0584, 6th March 2010
Creepypasta
To anybody reading this, never dial the number +380500790584. My name is FinnoGOD, and this is my story.
So basically, I had found a new phone on the ground a few days ago near my home at Tama Pro in Finland. Now, since I have been living on food stamps for a year after moving to Finland with my immigrant family. My old phone had started malfunctioning after I had accidentally downloaded the Jimbo Virus from Discord, which had been filling up by phone with OneShot Niko shota porn, making it unusable.
Now, when I got home I decided to boot up the phone. I noticed that it was called the "Chaddyphone", but I brushed it off and decided to boot it up anyways. It seemed normal at first, but then I checked the gallery and was disturbed by what I saw. It was all images of some fat gay amerimutts asshole, beheaded nigger babies, buff gray men on giant flies, and AI videos of the wholesome trans woman Junko Furuta. "What the fuck?!", I exclaimed to myself, being horrified with what I saw.
Wanting to take my mind off the disturbing imagery I had just seen, I decided to check what games this nigger had installed. I was fucking mortified when I saw it was all troonslop like Ultrakill, Limbus Company, Fundamental Paper Education, Deltarune, OMORI and OneShot. My head was spinning but then I saw Clash Royale. I thought to myself that I could maybe get my mind off all of this by playing a classic childhood game. I decided to boot it up and check what deck the earlier owner was playing. Then I saw that he was playing 3.0 X-Bow. I was absolutely enraged. How dare this clittycel play this absolute dogshit of a deck?
This had sent me over the edge, so I decided to go into his contacts list to tell everyone he knows what a clittycel he is, but then my eyes came upon a peculiar contact. It had a mii as the profile picture, and the name was saved as "Dobkun (DO NOT CALL.)". Curiosity got the best of me, as I decided to call this number.
Now, after calling the number I heard incomprehensible yelling and what sounded like an approaching missile, before hearing an explosion and the phone hanged up.
I thought that would be it, but then I heard the doorbell ring. It was the mii in his profile picture, somehow in real life. I noticed a bunch of flags and awards on his shirt, most notably the ukrainian flag, the trans flag, and a couple of awards saying things such as "Posted SNCA again award", "Leaked a flood that drowned all of Japan award", "Moralfagged again award".
Next to the mii was a man wearing a sweat-stained shirt with the infamous pedophile flag alongside a couple of trans pins and a nametag reading "Parlo". I noticed that he was wearing thigh-highs and a collar, and holding the mii on a leash. I was disturbed by this, so I asked the men what they were here for.
Before I could finish my question, the ukrainian mii started yelling at me calling me a "foodist" and a "failtroll" after which his body began convulsing violently and he had transformed into a pig. The man with the groomer costume started caressing my cheek and calling me "his little femboy shota" before molesting me.
After twenty minutes, the men had left so I thought that would be the end of it. That was until I heard a portal open next to me. It was glowing red and had an eerie glow coming from it, but before I could flee a fat hand dragged me into the portal. As I opened my eyes, I saw that I was in the worst possible place ever. Kiev.
I noticed that a bunch of russian cyborg niggadroyd soldiers were shooting at me because they were obsessed with me, so I decided to open telegram and start larping as the minister of energy on putins russogram, which soothed the droyds. Then they started kneeling before me. I was confused at first but then realized they saw me as their leader. "Well, I can't let them down now." I thought to myself as I started to tell the droyds where the power plants were located.
Suddenly, the power went out from the entire country and I saw a midget figure approach me at great speeds. It was the mii from earlier running towards me. It pounced on me like a feral animal and started saying "That's it buddy, I was downloading changed porn off E621 and you cut my power down amigo. It's time you pay." before placing a bike pump into my mouth and beginning to inflate me like a balloon. "This isn't good", I thought to myself, starting to accept my death. However, then I remembered my phone. I decided to boot it up as a lest resort, and went to PixVerse to make AI videos of the mii doing embarrassing things such as getting blacked. Now, he stopped inflating me and started leaking immensely, the leak hitting like a tsunami and destroying buildings and sending people across the country.
I am currently writing this as I am floating on his leakage. I am not sure how much time I have, but I need to remind you to never call Dobkun.
Gallery
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A mourning of dobkun...