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== Dobbys == | == Dobbys == | ||
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'''The Dobbys''' were an one-time event hosted in the [[Giggys]] Telegram channel. It included 5 candidates and a special one which was the Head Doctor of Interns which says GOYDAAAAAAAAA!! | '''The Dobbys''' were an one-time event hosted in the [[Giggys]] Telegram channel. It included 5 candidates (all of which were AI gemmies of xher fursona) and a special one which was the Head Doctor of Interns which says GOYDAAAAAAAAA!! | ||
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In the end, the Head Doctor of Interns vvqn by a landslide. | In the end, the Head Doctor of Interns vvqn by a landslide. | ||
= History (on the Swinny) = | = History (on the Swinny) = | ||
= Fanworks = | = Fanworks = | ||
Revision as of 15:42, 9 December 2025
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Dobkun is about, or has connections to The Swinny
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Dobkun is about, or has connections to The Gitty
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Dobkun has autenm. Prepare for SNCA if you engage. |
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Dobkun is Nano.Dobkun
| Real Name | Oleksi Khmelevsky |
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| Gender | Male |
| Birth | 06 Mar 2010
(15 years old) |
| Nationality | Ukrainian |
| Ideology | Inflationism |
| Best known for | Protecting trannies
Being into inflation porn |
| Contacts/Dox | +380 50 079 0584 |
| Booru Account |  dobkun
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| Wiki Account |  |
| Status | Clitty leaking |
Dobkun is an ukrainian furnigger retard who is into inflation porn and into all sorts of SNCA. He also uses Bluesky, and has a shit site nobody uses. He is best known for literally handing out his dox for free.
Dobkun is also known for great feats such as spamming Skibidi Farms links on the sharty to disrupt a raid on the femboy pedophile Parlo, commissioning inflation porn of his VRchat fursona, faking being sent CSAM to get his dox removed, making the Tranny (positive perspective) page on the sharty wiki, and much more.
He mostly hangs out in the Swinny telegram now, posting SNCA and getting dicksucked by DC because Dob exchanges nudes with the pakistani admin. Dobkun also uses the Jassy.
History (on the Sharty)
/dem/ elections (he failed)
Oleksiy would run for elections on the third election cycle. He planned to turn the board into a /raid2/ board as the original /raid/ was delisted at the time. Some would falseflag as him to smear Gold by accusing him of being Trebson.
Raped by Froot
On March 8th, 2025, Dobkun got (temporarily) banned soysphere-wide for revealing that he was 15 as a response to falseflaggers claiming that he was a BBC slut.
Defending pedophiles
On March 24th, a raid thread against a Roblox drama youtuber named Parlo (or CammyFemboy) was posted onto /soy/. This caused Oleksiy to leak out as under his assumptions that the thread was made because a cordtranny reverted his edit on soyjak wiki, replacing the "debunking allegations document" with the original one (which FYI was written by a cordnigger that posted 'p in a group with minors). Thinking that soyteens were manipulated by cordtroons (keep this in mind), he decided to end the conflict by trying to derail the thread numerous times and failing every time. After this, Dobkun decided to pretend to be a foodist and spam Skibidi Farms links due to being a retard. Since Quote datamines people like a glownigger, he noticed and decided to email Dobkun about him spamming SF links on the shitty, where Dobkun confessed and got permanently banned for being a RETARD.
Dob keeps hanging out with foodists again
Around May 2025, Dobkun would get spammed by the chinnypedo liberoflove as a part of his swinny Telegram GC attack, by which liber would send him cat gore and various animal abuse videos along with the city name.
Degeneracy
Dobkun is a fooeycuck. [1][2], along with that he has commissioned inflation pornography of his VRChat fursona. [3] [4] Along with that he snitched on a raid on Parlo and was groomed by Totencord into spamming Skibidi Farms links. [5]. In addition to that, he would also constantly make pro-trans revisions on random articles on the soywiki from his alts, and even openly admitted to "unironically defending trannies on the soyjak wiki" [6]
The Fabrication of Mousegram
During the beginning of the Third Great Soysurgency, Dobkun, under xer sockpuppet Nusoicacas, would bait every single nusoinigger into believing in a fictional "mousegram" that was responsible for spamming Terrible Mouse on /soy/. This basically means that the Third Great Soysurgency was really just a massive useless nigger war forced by a ukropig.
SNCA
Dobbys
The Dobbys were an one-time event hosted in the Giggys Telegram channel. It included 5 candidates (all of which were AI gemmies of xher fursona) and a special one which was the Head Doctor of Interns which says GOYDAAAAAAAAA!!
In the end, the Head Doctor of Interns vvqn by a landslide.
History (on the Swinny)
Fanworks
Song
Yeah
We all know that one guy
Never knows when to shut his mouth
Dobkun, this one's for you buddy
He enters the chat and the room goes dead
Got a thousand bad takes rattled in his head
He's typing out a novel that nobody will read
Just an endless supply of an desperate need
To be the loudest voice, to be the center of the scene
But we're all just scrolling past, wondering "what you mean?"
He thinks he's dropping wisdom, thinks he's dropping facts
But everybody knows that his logic has cracks
It's the same old noise, yeah without a doubt
It's just S-N-C-A
SHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT
DOBKUN SCREAMING, LET IT ALL LET OUT
HE'S THE KING OF THE YAPPERS, THE DUKE OF THE BORE
WE'VE HEARD IT ALL ONCE, DON'T NEED TO HEAR IT ANYMORE
S-N-C-A, EVERY SINGLE DAY
Now he's locked in his room, yeah the curtains are drawn
He's got the browser in incognito and he's starting to fawn
He loves the expansion, yeah he loves getting big
Gooning to inflation, man the game is rigged
He's staring at balloons, yeah he's losing his mind
Leaving reality and the rest of us behind
Then he points a finger, yeah he's starting to fume
Screaming "You're a foodist, just for liking some food"
He's projecting his issues, yeah he's starting to crack
But the second that you push him, well he can't handle that
Where's he gonna go? Where's he gonna flee?
He's crying and he's running straight to DC!
♪ S-N-C-A ♪
♪ S-N-C-A ♪
SHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT
DOBKUN SCREAMING, LET IT ALL LET OUT
HE'S THE KING OF THE YAPPERS, THE DUKE OF THE BORE
WE'VE HEARD IT ALL ONCE, DON'T NEED TO HEAR IT ANYMORE
S-N-C-A, YEAH DOB CRYING TO DC
"Oh DC, they calling me names, they're being foodists again!"
"Man, give it a rest. Whatever"
Creepypasta
To anybody reading this, never dial the number +380500790584. My name is FinnoGOD, and this is my story.
So basically, I had found a new phone on the ground a few days ago near my home at Tama Pro in Finland. Now, since I have been living on food stamps for a year after moving to Finland with my immigrant family. My old phone had started malfunctioning after I had accidentally downloaded the Jimbo Virus from Discord, which had been filling up by phone with OneShot Niko shota porn, making it unusable.
Now, when I got home I decided to boot up the phone. I noticed that it was called the "Chaddyphone", but I brushed it off and decided to boot it up anyways. It seemed normal at first, but then I checked the gallery and was disturbed by what I saw. It was all images of some fat gay amerimutts asshole, beheaded nigger babies, buff gray men on giant flies, and AI videos of the wholesome trans woman Junko Furuta. "What the fuck?!", I exclaimed to myself, being horrified with what I saw.
Wanting to take my mind off the disturbing imagery I had just seen, I decided to check what games this nigger had installed. I was fucking mortified when I saw it was all troonslop like Ultrakill, Limbus Company, Fundamental Paper Education, Deltarune, OMORI and OneShot. My head was spinning but then I saw Clash Royale. I thought to myself that I could maybe get my mind off all of this by playing a classic childhood game. I decided to boot it up and check what deck the earlier owner was playing. Then I saw that he was playing 3.0 X-Bow. I was absolutely enraged. How dare this clittycel play this absolute dogshit of a deck?
This had sent me over the edge, so I decided to go into his contacts list to tell everyone he knows what a clittycel he is, but then my eyes came upon a peculiar contact. It had a mii as the profile picture, and the name was saved as "Dobkun (DO NOT CALL.)". Curiosity got the best of me, as I decided to call this number.
Now, after calling the number I heard incomprehensible yelling and what sounded like an approaching missile, before hearing an explosion and the phone hanged up.
I thought that would be it, but then I heard the doorbell ring. It was the mii in his profile picture, somehow in real life. I noticed a bunch of flags and awards on his shirt, most notably the ukrainian flag, the trans flag, and a couple of awards saying things such as "Posted SNCA again award", "Leaked a flood that drowned all of Japan award", "Moralfagged again award".
Next to the mii was a man wearing a sweat-stained shirt with the infamous pedophile flag alongside a couple of trans pins and a nametag reading "Parlo". I noticed that he was wearing thigh-highs and a collar, and holding the mii on a leash. I was disturbed by this, so I asked the men what they were here for.
Before I could finish my question, the ukrainian mii started yelling at me calling me a "foodist" and a "failtroll" after which his body began convulsing violently and he had transformed into a pig. The man with the groomer costume started caressing my cheek and calling me "his little femboy shota" before molesting me.
After twenty minutes, the men had left so I thought that would be the end of it. That was until I heard a portal open next to me. It was glowing red and had an eerie glow coming from it, but before I could flee a fat hand dragged me into the portal. As I opened my eyes, I saw that I was in the worst possible place ever. Kiev.
I noticed that a bunch of russian cyborg niggadroyd soldiers were shooting at me because they were obsessed with me, so I decided to open telegram and start larping as the minister of energy on putins russogram, which soothed the droyds. Then they started kneeling before me. I was confused at first but then realized they saw me as their leader. "Well, I can't let them down now." I thought to myself as I started to tell the droyds where the power plants were located.
Suddenly, the power went out from the entire country and I saw a midget figure approach me at great speeds. It was the mii from earlier running towards me. It pounced on me like a feral animal and started saying "That's it buddy, I was downloading changed porn off E621 and you cut my power down amigo. It's time you pay." before placing a bike pump into my mouth and beginning to inflate me like a balloon. "This isn't good", I thought to myself, starting to accept my death. However, then I remembered my phone. I decided to boot it up as a lest resort, and went to PixVerse to make AI videos of the mii doing embarrassing things such as getting blacked. Now, he stopped inflating me and started leaking immensely, the leak hitting like a tsunami and destroying buildings and sending people across the country.
I am currently writing this as I am floating on his leakage. I am not sure how much time I have, but I need to remind you to never call Dobkun.
Gallery
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A mourning of dobkun...
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Dob troons out and the first thing he does is get BLACKED.
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Dob gets bombed by Gigachad for being a Hohol.
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A Russian Gigachad decides to hang Dobs fursona. -
Dob goons to changed 'p, causing the changed characters to become real for some reason.
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Dob finds the giant 'p and 'i letters among his changed buddies he summoned earlier. 'p + 'i = '3.14
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Dob after killing himself with the butter knife -
Dob gets hit by the giga drones sent by Russia.
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Dob gets a visit during his inflation porn gooning session. -
Dob tells to the entire world that he has sex in front of his kids.
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Dob gets arrested by the Russian government for being a lohol.
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Dob gets inflated by Gigachad. This is what Dobkun always wanted.
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Dob gets a bit inflated before getting shot down by the Russian government.
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A Gigachad has enough of Dobs furfaggotry and decides to convert his body into a Russian flag.
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Dobkun but he looks like a bit like a certain someone... -
Dobkun kisses his traiso girlfriend Junko Futanari.
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Dob stabbing himself with the butter knife after suicidebaiting for the 67th time.
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Instead of you calling dobkun, he is calling (You) instead!
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Dob getting pumped and all inflated by RussoGODS. -
Dob troons out and gets a harem due to being a SISA.
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Dob does what he does best, reading SNCA.
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Dob proudly shows off his nationality to everyone.
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Dob gets shot down by the Russian goverment for being a ukropig.
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Dob gets killed for being an ukropig hohol furnigger.
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Dob when someone maks fun of xis wife jvnko fvtq -
Dob after xis 67 gorrilionth failraid -
Dob gets inflated again. Whether or not this is 'o is being discussed.
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The trophy given to the winner of the Dobbys. This implies SNCA stands for "Simply Nothing Can Alter". Snopes is required.
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Dobkun gets sucked into cados coinslot.
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Ditto, but watermarked. Does this mean that dobkun is making these gemmies?
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A set of dob emojis. Some say these were leaked from his inflation cord. -
An accurate depiction of Dobkun. Fauci approved! -
Dobs true form. -
Dob lusting over Junko Futanari.
References
- ↑ https://archive.ph/RAjka
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1107-0952-27/https://archive.ph:443/RAjka
- ↑ The VRChat fursona itself
- ↑ https://soyjak.forum/threads/dobkun-oleksiy-dobkin-15-dnipro.4566/post-307481
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-20961298
- ↑ https://soyjakwiki.org/User_talk:Fenriris#Read_the_email_and_do_what_i_say